We were visiting Ms. Norma, a very sassy Hooker who lives just outside Worcester, MA. I love her. She tells me how wonderful I look. Last time she saw me I looked bloated. That was when I was still married LOL! It’s amazing what being single and on the loose can do for a girl.

So I am happy to share Penelope now. She is a work in progress. Meanwhile, I will stay away from salt and eat more fiber (hah hahahahah).